Wallace and Scott's argument

Wallace: HEY SCOTT
I HAVE TO TELL YOU
THAT SEX WITH TWO MEN
IS JUST NOT ENOUGH

Scott: PLEASE WALLACE
NO MORE PEOPLE IN OUR DOUBLE-BED OKAY
IT'S GETTING KINDA CROWDED

Wallace: SCOTT I NEED THE BED
ITS FOR SEX

Scott: NO WALLACE, IT'S FOR SLEEPING
YOU /SLEEP/ IN BEDS. OKAY?

Wallace: NOT IN MY BED
IN MY BED YOU SLEEP
OR YOU SEX
USUALLY ITS SEX

Scott:  WELL NOT FOR ME
MAYBE FOR YOU
AND JIMMY
AND THE OTHER SCOTT

Wallace: AND ALMOST EVERY OTHER GUY WHO WALKS IN THERE THAT ISN'T YOU
LISTEN SCOTT, SEX FOR GAYS IS LIKE VIDEO GAMES FOR NEIL
IT MUST BE DONE
NO MATTER HOW MANY PEOPLE IT TAKES
TWO MEN IS NOT ENOUGH

Scott:  I'M STILL NOT MOVING OUT
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME
I LOVE YOUR COOKING OKAY
I WOULDN'T SURVIVE A DAY WITHOUT YOUR .... BACON

Wallace: OKAY JUST AS LONG AS YOU CAN STAND MY SEX BED AND MY PANTS-LESS-NESS
*rips off pants*
FEEL THAT BREEZE

Scott: ...I...I... HAVE TO GO.
*jumps through window*

Wallace: YOU CANNOT ESCAPE MY BOXERS AND MY MAN LOVING PENIS FOREVER SCOTT
YOU'RE BOUND TO COME HOME SOON
PROBABLY WALK IN ON A THREESOME TOO

Scott:  GODDAMNIT WALLACE
I AM NOT GAY
I AM IN LOVE WITH A GIRL
.... (yes he can hear this outside of the window)

Wallace: IS THAT ROMONA?
ROMONA
I HAVE DIPPING SAUCE!!!!!

Scott: OH MY GOD YOU PRONOUNCED HER NAME WRONG
HOW DARE YOU
>>SCOTT GAINS THE POWER OF HATRED<<
*PULLS SWORD OUT CHEST*
COME HERE, WALLACE

Wallace: YOU MADE ME SCOTT
*Pulls off boxers*
NOW BEND OVER THIS IS HOW GAYS FIGHT

Scott: ... ((You just killed me forever.))
*gets shocked by what he sees* ..... *drops sword* ...... *dies*

Wallace:  ‎((GLAD TO BE OF SERVICE))
MY PENIS ALWAYS WINS
HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING
NOW LET ME GET OTHER SCOTT AND JIMMY SO I CAN HAVE A VICTORY THREESOME IN MY SEX BED